Recipe: Paleo Crab Rangoon Deviled Eggs

Posted November 19th, 2012

IMG_3292 Out of an attempt to use up some canned goods I had in my pantry, this delicious recipe was born. I found a can of crab meat I had bought some time ago when I was unpacking my pantry items to move them into the kitchen at my new apartment.  I scooted it to the side, awaiting the day I was inspired to make something with it.  Day after day, I’ve pushed this can of crab meat to the back.  Then I found myself craving deviled eggs and crab meat at the same time. I grabbed my pot and followed these instructions to hard boil 6 easy-to-peel eggs (it really, really worked!!) and while those were simmering away, I chopped up two green onions… and pulled out the 6-oz. can of canned crab meat and put it in my Ninja blender along with 2 heaping tablespoons of mayo (recipe from Well Fed)… and added about 3/4 of the chopped green onions, some Himalayan sea salt and black pepper.  I whizzed them up until well blended, then when the eggs were finished with their ice bath, I proceeded to very gently and patiently unpeel them… they turned out perfectly!  I sliced each egg in half, dumped the yolks into the Ninja with the other ingredients, until the mixture was smooth.  I scooped the deliciousness into a Ziploc baggy, snipped the corner, and pipetted the yolk mixture into the egg whites. Now I have a delicious snack to take with me to...

Whole 30 Days 2-5 Chow

Posted October 5th, 2012

My apologies for not being able to publish this post sooner.   My original plan was to post my food logs daily, however, there was a change in plans.  On Tuesday night, I had just finished drafting that day’s post when all of a sudden, the power went out through our entire neighborhood.  Before I hit “save,” of course, despite the fact that I usually save every few sentences.  I just hadn’t Tuesday night because I was in a hurry to post.  That’ll teach me!   The power eventually came back, however, our computer wouldn’t start up.  Days later, it’s finally back up and running – but now it doesn’t recognize my iPhone (actually, it’s iTunes that doesn’t recognize my iPhone…I really don’t like iTunes…).  I take most of my food pics on the go with my iPhone (I usually only eat one meal a day at home, two if I’m really lucky), so bear with me because there’s going to be several descriptions of meals with no pics temporarily.  Just until I can figure out how to resolve that dilemma, the only pics that will be shared were taken with our fancy camera. Without further ado, here’s my summary of foods from days 2-5: Day 2: Tuesday, 10/2/12 Meal 1: 3 eggs soft scrambled with ghee, leftover Kahlua pork, Bubbie’s kraut Pre-workout: some more left over Kahlua pork and a handful of black olives Post-WO: half of a scotch egg Meal 2:  WholeFoods Hot Bar lunch (in between classes): steamed...

Chow: Whole30 Day 1, 10/1/12

Posted October 1st, 2012

We got back from Daytona Beach last night.  I ran to the grocery store to get a few things to have on hand until I got around to making an official meal plan and did the shopping for that. One of the things I grabbed at the store was a pork shoulder roast that was on sale.  I had been wanting to make Nom Nom Paleo’s Kalua Pig for a while, and I figured that I’d throw it in the CrockPot and let it cook overnight. Good thing I did, because Brian and I both overslept and had to run out the door at 9 this morning to go pick up the dogs from the vet’s office where they had been staying while we were playing on the beach all weekend.  I know that Whole9 principles say you should eat Meal 1 within 30-60 minutes of waking, but um, that definitely didn’t happen today. Once we had gotten home and calmed the dogs, I took the pig out of the CrockPot and shredded it with a fork.  I nuked some frozen broccoli and threw together a quick meal. Right before I started eating, I tossed 4 bricks (2 lbs total) of Kerrygold unsalted butter into the other, smaller CrockPot to make some homemade ghee using these instructions. While I counted down the minutes til I had to head over to the gym to work the smoothie bar, I fluttered around the kitchen trying to make hard boiled eggs so that...

Paleo Kung Pao Chicken

Posted July 31st, 2012

IMG_1155[1] One of my favorite take-out foods is kung pao chicken.  Tonight, I tried to recreate it using paleo-friendly ingredient substitutions (especially using coconut aminos instead of soy sauce!) plus I added a ton of veggies, so it made this a very filling meal by itself. I didn’t even eat it with cauli-rice like I had thought I would, although that would definitely round out this dish perfectly.   1 pound of chicken breasts (boneless, skinless) 1 teaspoon minced garlic ¼ cup pineapple juice Chop the raw chicken breasts into 2″ cubes, then put in a food processor with the other 2 ingredients.  Pulse 2 or 3 times.  This kind of shreds or thins out the chicken breast and will allow the pineapple juice and garlic to tenderize the meat.  Don’t pulse too many times or you’ll end up with ground chicken!  Refrigerate for at least an hour. ½ cup sherry ¼ cup coconut aminos 1 tablespoon arrowroot powder (or cornstarch) 1 ½ tablespoons coconut sugar 1 teaspoon hot sauce (or more if you like it spicier) 1 teaspoon black pepper Combine these 6 ingredients together in a 1 cup measuring cup, then stir until well mixed. Set aside. Once the chicken has marinated for at least an hour, put 1 teaspoon of coconut oil in a skillet or wok and stir fry the meat over medium-high heat for 6-10 minutes, until done.  Remove the chicken from the wok, and add the following vegetable mixture to the wok: 2 green peppers,...

Paleo Chicken Nuggets

Posted July 21st, 2012

IMG_1118[1] These nuggets were the result of my craving for Chick-Fil-A’s chicken nuggets.  They’re gluten-free AND dairy-free, and even my husband liked them…which says a lot. Ingredients: ½ pound boneless, skinless chicken breasts about ¼ cup of pickle juice 1 cup almond flour 1 tablespoon coconut palm sugar 1 teaspoon paprika ½ teaspoon black pepper ½ teaspoon garlic powder ½ teaspoon celery salt ½ teaspoon dried basil ¼ cup coconut milk (or almond milk) 1 egg 2 tablespoons butter Directions:   Wash the chicken breasts in cold water. Pat dry. Cut into nugget-size pieces.  Place in a container, pour pickle juice over chicken, cover container and place in fridge for 1 hour. After the chicken has marinated in the pickle juice for an hour, whisk together coconut milk and egg in a medium bowl. Prepare flour mix for dredging by combining all dry ingredients in a separate, medium-sized bowl. Pre-heat oven to 350F.  Melt butter on a baking pan by placing butter in the middle of the pan and setting in the oven as it starts heating.  I only left it in there for 4 minutes, then I used a pot-holder to pull the pan out and coat the pan evenly with the melted butter. Begin preparing the nuggets by dunking the chicken into the egg/milk mix, then dredge each individual piece in the flour mixture and coat well.  This is how I set up my counter, and the baking pan was to the left of the flour mix.  This kept...

Practical Paleo by Diane Sanfilippo – Book Review & Giveaway!

Posted July 20th, 2012

IMG_1097[1] First and foremost, let’s get real about this whole “Paleo” diet/lifestyle thing: it’s not easy.  I wish it were, but it’s not.  Sometimes it feels downright impossible.  I personally spent the better part of 2011 researching the “how-to’s” of eating paleo without even trying to implement too many changes, because I was so overwhelmed by all that I had to give up.  Plus, I was certain (based on a lifetime of previous failed diet attempts) that if I made too many changes all at once, I’d be setting myself up for failure.   A year and a half later, I have now read almost every paleo blog that’s out there, and my absolute favorite paleo blog is Balanced Bites. The Balanced Bites website was the first place where I found a really simple breakdown of what to eat and what not to eat, and maybe most importantly for me, the why’s behind those guidelines. You can find her useful guides that helped me get started here.  Diane Sanfilippo, the lady behind the BB website, basically has the career of my dietetics dreams.  She’s not a dietitian, but she has years of education and experience helping people like you and me transition into a real, whole foods lifestyle, which is what I desire to do for people as well. Diane has a new book, Practical Paleo, that will be released on August 7, 2012.  If you’re on the fence about the paleo diet, or if you know it’s legit but you just don’t...

Paleo Tuna Patties – Fast Recipe for One Person!

Posted July 15th, 2012

IMG_2894 I’ve been trying to eat fish more frequently in order to get more Omega-3′s in my diet.  Honestly, I hardly ever eat fish.  Not that I don’t like it- I actually love almost all kinds of fish.  I just don’t like cooking fish because it makes the house smell.  I was thinking about what to make for lunch today, and really wanted salmon cakes like my Granny Ree used to make. I went to the grocery store and bought a can of wild salmon.  For the record, I had never bought canned salmon before.  I opened it up and shouted, “What the HELL!”   There was skin and bones up in that. And it looked congealed and nasty.  So maybe it’s my fault for having had unrealistic expectations, but I assumed that canned salmon would come like canned tuna does.  Just thinking about that nastiness makes my skin crawl.  I tried to separate the skin and bones, but the skin basically disintegrated in my hands, only freaking me out even further.  I understand that the skin and bones are perfectly safe to eat, but I don’t want to eat them.  So, I hate to waste food, but I threw the salmon out.  I was seriously that grossed out by the whole thing. That’s how I ended up making tuna patties for my lunch today.  I had bought a few 2.6 oz packs of tuna in water to have on hand for quick lunches during my long days on campus, so ...

Mexican Chicken Salad

Posted July 5th, 2012

mexchixsalad I’ve had a hankerin’ for chicken salad for a while.  I made my standard seasoned salt/pepper and mayo chicken salad last week with some leftover Publix Mojo Rotisserie Chicken, but that just didn’t do it this time.  A little too plain.  I just needed something more. I somehow stumbled onto this recipe for Spicy Mexican Slaw with Lime & Cilantro from Kalyn’s Kitchen that really peaked my interest.  With the hot July sun blazing down on us here in Georgia, it’s critical to my healthy eating efforts to have something quick, filling and cool on hand for those times when I’m starvin’ but can’t bring myself to turn the oven or stove top on to cook anything.  I pretty much stayed within Kalyn’s recipe, but adapted it to my tastes. Also, I used the pre-packaged cole slaw vegetable mix (look by the bagged lettuce) instead of chopping up my own green and red cabbage.  The only prep I had to do was chopping up the cilantro, green onions & chicken!  Almost too easy.  Except I still had to do the damn dishes, because I don’t have a maid. Both my co-workers and in-laws taste tested this one in addition to me, and everyone gave it two thumbs up.  I’ll be mixing this into my chicken salad rotation throughout the rest of the summer!   Mexican Chicken Salad Ingredients: For the salad mixture: 2 chicken breasts (approximately 1 pound), cooked & chopped 1 package (16 oz)  slaw veggies (Mine had green...

Easy Homemade Coconut Butter

Posted June 23rd, 2012

Sweet manna from heaven! My path to paleo was a winding one, and while I encourage people to explore it as a possible way of eating for themselves, it’s not for everyone.  Nothing is for everyone.  For example, I believe no one should eat processed foods at all if they are striving for optimal health, but that opinion doesn’t matter if someone is getting their food from a food bank & completely dependent upon whatever food is supplied to them.  So I perhaps have a bit more of a relaxed approach to paleo eating: eat as well as you can, most of the time, but don’t get lost in semantics or dogma about what “is” or “isn’t” paleo–just eat as real as you can, as often as you can. I’ve spent most of my life fearing foods high in fat. Fat was the devil.  My Weight Watchers leaders (I joined for the first time when I was 13) told me so, the health magazines I would devour told me so.  I’ve learned within in the past year or so, since immersing myself in paleo blogs, research, and in my opinion most importantly, self-experimentation (n=1), that fat was not the enemy.  I ate low fat through most of my teens, and yes, I’d lose weight, but the second I stopped being super restrictive, it’d pile back on and I’d blame myself for my lack of willpower. Our bodies need fat.  It took months and months before I accepted that low fat diets aren’t the answer...

Flourless Zucchini Brownies

Posted June 11th, 2012

IMG_0910 I can’t believe it happened: I found a “paleo” baked good recipe that I actually love.  Not just like…but love. Do you like brownies?  (Are you human and female?) Do you like zucchini bread? I harvested the second zucchini of the season last night, and needed to use it quickly because it had grown too big on the plant and wasn’t going to be good for much longer.  I’ve heard rumors that this recipe for grain-free zucchini brownies was amazing, but honestly, I didn’t believe it.  I’m all about using healthy ingredients when cooking, but when it comes to baking, I don’t want to waste my time making something that is just “meh.”  I mean, seriously, most of the time when I use coconut flour to bake with it just comes out too eggy and sponge-like, which is frustrating when you were craving a cookie and not a sea sponge. Let me tell you, I don’t regret trying this recipe at all.   At first glance, it’s crazy talk: a brownie with no flour whatsoever.  Not even almond or coconut flour.  How could this ever work?  I don’t know the food science behind why, but it totally works.  I prefer my brownies chewy and fudgy, and that’s the texture that these brownies produced.  Since I used Sunbutter instead of almond butter, there’s little crunches of sunflower seeds throughout each bite.  I think that’s what pushed these over the top for me.  Maybe I should try to make these with almond...